Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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