I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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