I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
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