Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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