I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
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When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
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I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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