I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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