do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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