I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
