I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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