i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
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He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
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Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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