used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
as a side note pls kill me
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