PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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