Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
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Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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