I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
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He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
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