now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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