You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
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peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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