yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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