is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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