I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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