I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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