so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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