i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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