just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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