We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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