We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Operation Purity has been aborted
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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