ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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