Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Do vagina's smell?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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