fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
