Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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