I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
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