ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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