She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Also, beer. Big fan.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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