I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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