Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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