Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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