i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
We got so high we made milksteak
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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