whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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