He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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