Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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