we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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