Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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