I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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