Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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