What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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