I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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