Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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