omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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