Is it normal to miss your booty call?
At least make sure they are 18
Why
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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