Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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