I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Randomize
