shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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