what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
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Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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