you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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