I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Rumble strips road head = magical
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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