Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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