Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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