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• (323): View more from California

  Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!

  (206): View more from Washington

  Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...

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• (516): View more from New York

  Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.

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  True life - we need to smoke together more often

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it

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  We call that spaghetti Os

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups

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