...so i touched it.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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